One day King Yama (阎罗王), the ruler of Hell, walked the torture chambers to see what is happening in his kingdom, after learning the principle of “management by walking about” from a management guru.
It was rather quiet compared to the last time he walked the place a few months ago. He asked his immediate officer, Bull-head, “We need more people here to justify our capacity. Do you have any idea?”.
Bull Head thought for a while and said, “perhaps we can send someone to the human realm and tell them that there is no hell. Then their will commit more sins and come here.”
King Yama said, “we tried that but it didn’t seem to work. The legal system has become so good and their enforcement has become so efficient. Most people observe the law. Look at Singaporeans, they don’t even chew bubble gums!”
“What do you think?” King Yama turned to Horse Face, the other top-ranked officer.
Horse Face thought of the opposite, “Why don’t we tell them there is no heaven? They won’t bother to be good then.”
King Yama said, “Again, that won’t work either. Most of the people have learned that doing good itself makes them happy. There is quite a lot of spiritual movements up there. So they will do good anyway, regardless of whether there is heaven.”
Then King Yama observed that the operators in the torture chambers often have little chats with the people they torture. So he thought the operator would understand better from their first hand information. So he posted the same question to the operator, who is busy frying a couple of snatch thieves.
Without thinking much, the operator replied King Yama, “It’s easy, just tell the people up there that there is tomorrow.”
“That simple?” King Yama doubted.
“Yes. The people who end up here know they should stop doing bad and start doing good. They end up here because they think there is tomorrow. So they kept postponing and postponing. By the time they realize they are here, it was too late.”
“Bingo! Good idea.” King Yama was delighted. He now convinced that management by walking about works. And he gave the operator a banana, emulating how the Hewlett-Packard manager reward an engineer who solved a major problem.
“Guys, let’s send the message up there and start telling everyone there is tomorrow.” King Yama ordered.
King Yama pondered for a while and ask the communication department head, “Transmit the message using the subconscious wavelength, so that the human won’t resist the message consciously.”
-- The End of the Story
p.s: Wonder why you have the urge to postpone good things you wanted to do and bad things wanted to quit? Obvious, right?
p.p.s: The operator then peel the banana given by King Yama. But he accidentally dropped it into the boiling oil. When he finally managed to take up the banana, he found that it was extraordinarily delicious. His innovation of pisang goreng in Hell earned him even more awards later.